Contest Number 2 Winners



Joe Toto Wins a Meadowlark Audio Petrel!	Bad Timing Bad timing in speakers and life, yields a life of unspeakable strife. Resulting, of course, in discordant discourse with Coltrane, or Bach, or your wife. Went shopping with sis-in-law Fay to get gifts for my wife May's birthday. Fay sent me for sneakers, I came back with speakers. I tried to sell this my way. "Good sound must be time-aligned!" But May was not buying this line. "You're making no sense, blaming Fay's incoherence. And who wants a good, sound tie maligned?" May threw me 'those' looks and I caught 'em. Bad timing, I shouldn't have bought 'em. "It's you," she opined, "who is not time-aligned. You do things before you have thought 'em."
Jagdeep Singh Wins a Meadowlark Audio Sweatshirt	The early bird catches the worm. But what about the early worm! Ever thought about that?!
Al Sullivan Wins a Meadowlark Audio Golf Shirt	I am Catholic, and maybe if my speaker, at least, had good timing and rhythm, my wife and I could stop having children with such regularity.
Hugh Swanger	Although this entry did not exactly conform to the contest rules, we felt it was worth honorable mention and a prize. Movie

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